Bridget & Eamon are the typical unhappily married 80s Irish couple. They live somewhere in the Midlands with their indeterminate number of children. Chain-smoking Bridget has notions. She wants the lifestyle from the pages of Woman's Way but wouldn't want to think about how much it would cost to heat South Fork.

• Jennifer Maguire
• Bernard O'Shea
• Sharon Mannion
• Colum McDonnell
• Eleanor Tiernan
• Edwin Sammon
• Norma Sheahan