The film follows a petty rock band called the Winners, consisting of vocalist Joey Winner, bassist Jennifer, guitarist Tyler, drummer Sam, and French-Canadian roadie Hugo, along with their sleazy manager Jeff, as they tour across Canada and the USA after Jennifer is turned into a vampire by Queeny. Meanwhile, a vampire hunter who is afraid of the dark named Eddie Van Helsing quickly chases them down.

• Capri Films
• Capri Vision
• Malcolm McDowell
• Iggy Pop
• Henry Rollins
• Alice Cooper
• Jessica Paré
• Dave Foley
• Moby
• Rob Stefaniuk