After bowler Roy Munson swindles the wrong crowd and is left with a hook for a hand, he settles into impoverished obscurity. That is, until he uncovers the next big thing: an Amish kid named Ishmael. So, the corrupt and the hopelessly naive hit the circuit intent on settling an old score with Big Ern.

• Motion Picture Corporation of America
• Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
• Woody Harrelson
• Randy Quaid
• Vanessa Angel
• Bill Murray
• Chris Elliott
• William Jordan
• Nancy Frey-Jarecki
• Richard Tyson